Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Another Club

A hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead rhino with a pigmy standing beside it.
Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?"

"Yes," said the pigmy.

The hunter asked "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?"
Said the pigmy: "I killed it with my club."

"That's incredible," said the hunter, "How big is your club?"

The pigmy replied: "There are about 60 of us."
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the posting of this joke. If you are offended by pictures of dead animals, please delete yourself. This post is not intended in any way, to demean, denigrate, or disrespect Pigmies, little blokes, or any other short people.

6 comments:

Jayson Finley said...

Don't forget "vertically challenged" people. That way, you will be politically correct, and I know that is extremely important to you.

Ralph M. Petersen-Always Right; Sometimes Wrong! said...

Thanks Jayson. I want to make sure I have all my bases covered.

Roger Gilstrap said...

Is a group of 60 too many to be considered a "Good Ol' Boys' Club?"

Ralph M. Petersen-Always Right; Sometimes Wrong! said...

Roger,
My Good Ol' Boys Club has six members. I think sixty is more like a regional association.

Eddie Eddings said...

I wish I had a encompassingly opulent vocabulary...that way I would make more sense when I write a comment.

Ralph M. Petersen-Always Right; Sometimes Wrong! said...

Encompassingly (adj.)- Characteristically broad in scope or content.

Opulent (adj.) - Rich and superior in quality.

Vocabulary (noun) - A language user's knowledge of words.

Thanks Eddie for this moment of useful substance in a long thread of sophomoric inanity.