Thursday, November 20, 2014

How To Identify Contemporary American Christians

Almost everyone in America is a Christian today (unless they aren't). Even Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, and Donald Trump claim to be Christians.

If we are going to use labels to identify Contemporary American Christians it would be good to properly define the terms.  So here they are; I hope you find these useful.



CHRISTIAN- Anyone who believes in the Easter Bunny.


CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN- Anyone who believes in God.


LIBERAL CHRISTIAN- Anyone who is willing to give away everything other people don't own.


RADICAL CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN- Anyone who uses the name “Jesus” in casual conversation, and in a non-expletive form.

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